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    Win a big bang ticket - tell us a poker joke

    From today we are giving you 3 Big Bang tickets every week. The only thing you need to do is to participate in our forum by leaving a comment about the weekly topic.

    Every monday or Tuesday a new topic will be published. At the end of the week, by Friday, the best 3 comments will be awarded with a Big Bang ticket. The winners will be announced on Saturday.

    You can post as many times as you want in order to have more chances to win.




    Topic of the week:

    Leave us a comment with the best poker joke you know. This is mine:

    What are vampires playing poker for?
    -High stakes.

    Andrés

  • HammertownLeafs
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    "My husband's going to a casino in central Asia.
    "Tibet?"
    "Of course, why else would he go!"

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  • bommmm123
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    When do you know when you are running bad??

    - when the guy next to you keep telling you where the ATM is

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  • Card_Killer_420
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    Ur mom so fat she's got a kickstand

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  • aussievill
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    Why did the cat cross the road? To stick her n poker. Kinda lame hahaha aussievill

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  • alexq91
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    Try to say something in a wierd language and u will see some funny reactions of the players at the table trying to figure out what you just said lol

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  • rosib
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    I was playing poker with tarot cards the other night. I got a full house and four people died

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  • Jake777460
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    The cute dealer at the casino said "Your big hun" in front of 8 other dudes, I got instant respect at the table.

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  • magik9118
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    Why are we so addict To poker?
    because of the dealer....!!!

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  • nishar786
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    Who has a headache and is heart broken?
    the suicide king

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  • jayt12345
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    Who is looking at you with suspicion? The one eyed jack

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  • oldskoolann
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    what did 1 snowman say to the other,,? can you smell carrots ;-?

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  • notaginmom
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    A horse walks into a bar and the bar man says hey buddy what's with the long face.

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  • trubs85
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    A man walked into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants . The bar man says, sir you have a steering wheel down your pants ... The men replied , yeah , it's driving me nuts

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  • 2Check2Much
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    How incorrect this may sound or be.
    I find it funny and have way to much spare time..
    Always something gone impossible wrong?
    And ending up in a position you not so much like being in.
    Then these words at first given opportunity they take there place
    And You Say:

    Nr.1.
    "Good Hand"

    We're All been there.
    And We actually mean what We're say? Right!!! lol
    But we do Feel We have earn the right to let that someone know.
    And exactly how very well thought out that move were for some weird unreasonable way
    Can't let them forgetting how stupid the really are.
    Polite as we always are. And way to professional for leaving out any important feedback such
    this briljant player earned his right to not miss one word from all we had to say.
    That's he's privilege to informed how bright smart and all in the same fashion.


    Nr.2
    WE ARE All In! Just need them cards hold up this One Time.
    One Time! As we use All The Time!!
    We all know we actually don't have any left.
    Sometimes together with PLEASE HOOLD
    Regardless, will always be room for these word work there magic.

    And we all experieced that
    Let's say at a Live Tournament and most likely stand up.
    Give words more effect.
    If playing Online from Home. A super quick little look at hand-history to grab what just happened?
    Then quickly as possible you go and grab one of the new mouse you just bought on sale as replacement's
    after all the other time You played Online!


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