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  • #91
    What is fishes writing often on poker chat?
    DONK!

    What is donks writing often on poker chat?
    FISH!

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    • #92
      I was playing poker with tarot cards the other night. I got a full house and four people died.

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      • #93
        A unappreciated but very strong willed, extremely fed up wife, telling her life long friend "That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money, playing poker,”
        Her loyal friend while very shocked, angryly replies “You didn’t do it, did you?”
        Wife with a mischievous grin replies "I have to admit I did!! Friend gassping, "oh my gosh " speechless at what she's just heard, tamping with the horrible husband putting her friend in such a position but puzzled at why her friend is smiling. The wife adds with a big sigh "I've learned life is much easier for me not to disagree with my difficult uncompromising husband" Winking to her friend "I might add. what I haven’t done, though, is tell my husband the rent is paid up for six months!”

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        • #94
          I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol, and wild women.The other half I wasted. W C Fields

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          • #95
            what quacks, flys and gets shot down?

            22

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            • #96
              Met a poker player at the airport while I was picking my gf up. Asked him what he was doing. He said waiting for his gf. I asked what she looked like so we could keep an eye out for each other. He said she was around 6ft tall, slim warring a mini skirt an a boob tube with hi heels. Asked me what mine looked like I said forget her mate we'll look for yours

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              • #97
                What did the dealer say to the deck of cards?
                i can't deal with you anymore

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                • #98
                  A long night at casino Niagara.

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                  • #99
                    i could not hit the river if I fell out of a boat

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                    • Is hockey almost done yet cause my sticks keep getting broken

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                      • After the poker player loses all of his money/ family/ and friends; there is a big bang sound. The Big Bang! lmao

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                        • Playing loose makes me a swimming fish on a winning wave, so im just a lucky gambler and a good player

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                          • Im fold pocket aces

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                            • Pocket kings! The truth about All of our kings!!

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                              • I am here...

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