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  • #46
    - Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty

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    • #47
      - 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

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      • #48

        What's the square root of 69 Answer = Ate Something HaHa

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        • #49
          Some cowboys were playing poker. One of them laid down the winning hand and began to gather in the pot when the one dealing pulled a gun. "He's cheatin'!" he yelled, "He ain't playin' the cards I dealt 'em!"

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          • #50
            math professor asks a student : if your dad gives you 20 bucks, and your brother 30, what does that equal???
            student : it equals War

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            • #51
              Q: What did the dealer say to the deck of cards? A: "I can't deal with you anymore." Q: What do craps dealers eat for dessert? A: Dice pudding. Q: How's a casino like a good woman? A: Liquor in the front, poker in the back! Q: What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino? A: In a casino, you really mean it! Q: How can you tell if a poker player is bluffing? A: His chips are moving. Q: When is the only time you split tens in BlackJack? A: When the table is full and your buddies need a seat. Q: What kind of shark is always gambling? A: A CardShark Q: Why isn't gambling allowed in Africa? A: Because of all the cheetahs Q: What does a gambling addict eat? A: Poker Chips and Salsa. Q: How were Adam and Eve prevented from gambling? A: Their paradise (pair-o-dice) was taken away from them! Q: What does a BlackJack player eat for dinner? A: Whatever his comp card allows him to. Q: Whats the difference between poker players and politicans? A: Politicans tell the truth. Q: Whats the difference between online poker and live poker? A: You can cry after a bad beat online and no one will laugh at you. Q: What's the difference between a poker player and a dog? A: In about ten years, the dog quits whining. Q: What did a blonde from England bring a bag of french fries to a poker game? A: Someone told her to bring her own chips. Q: What card game do lesbians play? A: Poke-her Q: What do vampires play poker for? A: High Stakes! Q: What's the hardest thing about play mini baccarat? A: Telling your parents your gay! Q: How do you get a professional poker player off your front porch? A: Pay him for the Pizza.

              source: http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/gamblingjokes.html

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              • #52
                Love is gambling, not with money but with your heart. You can always get money back, but you might not get your heart back.

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                • #53
                  Viva Las Vegas? More like Viva Lost Wages

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                  • #54
                    Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon

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                    • #55
                      Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. Steven Wright

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                      • #56
                        If you're playing a poker game and look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you Paul Newman.

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                        • #57
                          When a man with money meets a man with experience, the man with experience leaves with money and the man with money leaves with experience.

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                          • #58
                            What is Bill Clintons favorite game ? Poke-her

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                            • #59
                              AK=Anna Kurnikova - looks good but never wins..

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                              • #60
                                Q: What card game do lesbians play?
                                A: Poke-her

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