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  • Miss Cleo BigOne2 Predictions

    You pays your $14.95, and you gets Miss Cleo’s following predictions for the BigOne2 on December 21st (editors notes inserted where appropriate)

    Miss Cleo said:
    I predict:
    Some good poker will be played (editors note: she’s good!)
    Some bad poker will be played (editors note: hey, wait a minute….)
    It will be a long day for some, short for others (editors note: wow,,,,how does she do it!)
    Someone will oversleep and miss the start
    Someone will forget to register
    Someone will forget what time the BigOne2 starts
    The “system” won’t let a participant in and there will be a “scramble” to “fix” it

    I predict:
    One table will have at least 3 ‘maniacs’
    One table will have at least 7 ‘rocks’
    Someone will knock out one of the “favorites” in the first 20 minutes.
    Someone will have their pp AA cracked by J6o
    Someone will get a monstrously HUGE stack early, and not make the final table
    Someone will get short stacked early and make the final table
    Someone will bluff all-in, get called, and hit a miracle card
    Someone will play incorrectly for a gut-shot str8t and hit it.
    Someone will take exception to the way someone plays, comment on it, and an argument will break out (editors note: I don’t think she’s out on a limb here, this one’s a “gimme“)
    Someone will write a bad beat/pot committed story in the forum (editors note: ok, this ones a “gimme” too)

    I predict:
    Someone will loose their ISP connection
    Someone’s computer will break
    Someone will spill their drink on their keyboard
    Someone’s mouse will die (editors note: please see Bruno’s BigOne2 checklist)
    Everyone will have to skip at least one hand to go potty (editors note: “gimme“; if not, you are dehydrated)
    Someone’s wife will bring him a nice hot dinner to his home office where his computer is, with a nice glass of wine (or a cold beer), and make sure he isn’t interrupted, and has everything he needs, and…..(editors note: ok, ok,,,,I put this one in here hoping my wife would see it….sheesh!)

    I predict:
    JMuzzey will bluff HUGE at least once with 47o (editors note: heh)
    Major will bluff HUGE at least once with 47o (editors note: heh)
    Someone will push all-in with KK and be hit by AA
    Someone will slow play AA and get hammered
    Noodles will make an absolutely correct play and get outdrawn
    Hazy will fold AK in a situation and think of Noodles

    I predict:
    At least 5 ‘A’ qualifiers will make the final table
    At least 1 of the “Last Chance” qualifiers will make the table
    Someone will take exception about the “Last Chance” qualification process
    Someone who no one knows anything about will make the final table, and there will be a scramble for info
    Someone who played absolutely incorrectly all day will make the final table
    Someone will say something absolutely hysterical, and tangential humor will break out and run rampant…..
    The "chat" at the final table will be immeasurable (editors note: even Miss Cleo can't predict how big)
    At least 2 idiots who aren’t PSO members will come to the rail at the final table, kibitz, and tell the final table to “CALL” huge bets and “YOU GUYS SUCK/I’D KICK YOUR ASS” when they don’t call
    At least 2 idiots who aren’t PSO members will be booted out
    Someone will bluff at a dry-pot hand, push the other player out, miss and loose to the all-in player, and incure the wrath of at least 2 players
    Someone at the final table will call all-in way behind and catch-up
    Whoever wins will have played well, had some luck, and be gracious
    Most everyone will have a good time

  • #2
    I thought they arrested mrs cleo for froaud?

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    • #3
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      • #4
        jmuzzey bluffs all in with 47 offsuit? wow bruno, you give me to much credit. a bluff is 2/9 offsuit. i mean, 4/7 can make a straight. i think it is a very powerful holding. thanks for the compliment :wink:

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        • #5
          Re: Miss Cleo BigOne2 Predictions

          Originally posted by Bruno
          Someone’s wife will bring him a nice hot dinner to his home office where his computer is, with a nice glass of wine (or a cold beer), and make sure he isn’t interrupted, and has everything he needs, and…..(editors note: ok, ok,,,,I put this one in here hoping my wife would see it….sheesh!)
          Bruno, you absolutely knew this was my wife! I have the sweetest wife in the entire world and she would/is going to do all of this because she loves me sooooooo much.

          Im such a lucky man!

          Bob

          just in case Amy decides to read this thread

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          • #6
            Bruno

            Did Miss Cleo pick me to win this year to???


            Tony D
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            • #7
              Loved it Mr Wolf...will see u on the morrow



              Mike W.

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              • #8
                Bruno,

                ask miss cleo how the server will be tomorrow

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