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  • Bruno's BigOne Checklist

    reprinted from last year by popular demand (now "new & improved: with emoticons!"...heh)

    Bruno's Big One Checklist (tm) (pat. pending)

    Things to do early in week

    Baby Sitter for Kids..........................................chec k
    Backup Baby Sitter for Kids..............................check,check
    Ensure spouse out of house for Saturday..........................check :!:
    Mouse tune-up............................check
    Make sure ISP received payment......check
    Select music CDs for tourney.......check
    Ensure lock on home office door works.............check
    Call Psychiatrist, have him "on-call" for Saturday.....check
    Disable lock on home office door.......CHECK!:wink:


    Things to do on Friday

    Handguns put into safety deposit box....check :idea:
    Dull all kitchen knifes..................check
    Ask neighbors to come check on me Saturday evening…….check
    Place small Post-it notes with "Patience" on computer.....check
    Place small Post-it notes with "Be Aggresive" on computer....check
    Throw all Post-it notes away in trash......check
    Re-select music CDs for tourney......check
    Pull all Post-it notes out of trash and re-place on computer.....check
    Freak out………….check :shifty:


    Things to do Saturday Morning

    Eat a balanced, nutritious breakfast consisting of: juice, toast, milk, and eggs/meat (breakfast is the most important meal of the day, you know!)…….check
    Phone on forward to Voice-mail....check
    Re-re-select CDs for tourney…..check
    Crying towel...............................check
    Eye drops..................................check
    No-Doze....................................check
    Aspirin.......................................chec k
    Pillow to yell into.........................check
    Check to see what time it is…1:58CST…1:58 CST!!!!….ACKKKKKK :!: :?: :!: :?:
    FREAK OUT!!!! …………………CHECK!!! 8O 8O 8O
    Run & turn computer on…….check!
    Log into PSO…………….check!!
    Get to table just before start…….whew!
    Type “hi n gl e1”…………..check
    Take deep breath………ohmmmm
    Start playing poker……………….check


    Things to do Saturday Afternoon

    Get drawn-out on once……check :surprise:
    Draw out on someone once……check ops:
    Get bad beat once…….check :x
    Bad beat someone once……karma
    Get beat again, out.......arghhhhhh :evil:
    Throw mouse across room.......check!
    Resist urge to put foot through display......check
    Yell into pillow.............check
    Type "gg n gl all".........check
    Log into PSO Forum…..check
    Write “Bad Beat/Pot Committed” whiny post…..check
    Turn computer off.........check
    Go soak my head in a bottle.........check


    Things to do Saturday Evening

    Turn computer back on…..check
    Log into PSO again………check
    Watch some friends play good poker…..check

  • #2
    As funny as last year's. Maybe funnier. :lol:



    Randy

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    • #3
      forgot to put ....... dont leave cardboard or any flammable material on the stove during big one, as the fire department running around your house can be a distraction!!!!!!!! :wink:

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      • #4
        Bruno:

        I laughed til I cried! And then I read the post....

        :wink:

        Well done, sir! Funny stuff!

        -Bart M.

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        • #5
          L O L

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          • #6
            that's funny stuff LOL

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            • #7
              Awesome Post!!!
              I have tears in my eyes!
              Goot Job.
              THANKS!!!!!!

              stkjk - Andy

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              • #8
                hey bruno, is your x-mas shpooing done? :wink: :wink: :wink:

                i have to do all mine saturday morning and go grocery shopping, and give gf money to go out. All this just to be out of the tourney in less than an hour. lol

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                • #9
                  Bruno

                  Thxs 4 the laugh...but u left out 1 thing...you didn't mention that u are going to pick me to win again this year You are going to pick aren't you? :?


                  Tony D

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                  • #10
                    :lol: Apparently Bruno is planning to play without the requisite catheter.

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                    • #11
                      a man with too much time on his hands



                      V

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