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    Oval Office, President of US of A and his National Security
    Advisor.)

    George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
    Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
    George: Great. Lay it on me.
    Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
    George: That's what I want to know.
    Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
    George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
    Condi: Yes.
    George: I mean the fellow's name.
    Condi: Hu.
    George: The guy in China.
    Condi: Hu.
    George: The new leader of China.
    Condi: Hu.
    George: The Chinaman!
    Condi: Hu is leading China.
    George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
    Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
    George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
    Condi: That's the man's name.
    George: That's who's name?
    Condi: Yes.
    George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader
    of China?
    Condi: Yes, sir.
    George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
    Middle East.
    Condi: That's correct.
    George: Then who is in China?
    Condi: Yes, sir.
    George: Yassir is in China?
    Condi: No, sir.
    George: Then who is?
    Condi: Yes, sir.
    George: Yassir?
    Condi: No, sir.
    George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
    China.
    Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
    Condi: Kofi?
    George: No, thanks.
    Condi: You want Kofi?
    George: No.
    Condi: You don't want Kofi.
    George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
    milk.
    And then get me the U.N.
    Condi: Yes, sir.
    George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
    Condi: Kofi?
    George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
    Condi: And call who?
    George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
    Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
    George: Will you stay out of China?!
    Condi: Yes, sir.
    George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
    U.N.
    Condi: Kofi.
    George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

    8) 8)

  • #2
    you should sell that to SNL at least one skit would be funny again

    --Matt--

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    • #3
      Excellent! I always thought the names on the old Abbot and Costello "Who's on First" routine were too contrived to be funny, but you've given the routine a fresh new context. Hu, Yassir and Kofi? You can't make that stuff up!

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      • #4
        Being a young 29, I never actually heard the original 'who's on first base'
        All I got was rainman's version.

        Does anyone actually know the original? I'd like to read it.

        That was very funny btw Spades.

        CLAY

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        • #5
          Clay:
          www.fisher.osu.edu/~tomassini_1/whotext.html

          hope it works!

          this ones better http://www.sectionb.com/whoson.htm
          it has the audio also

          --Matt--

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          • #6
            Thankyou,I'll try it.

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            • #7
              i think ive never read it before,,the comnplete text

              is great matt 8)

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              • #8
                Can't get audio to work, but still great to read, thankyou

                CLAY

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