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Attn. Convention NON Golfers!!

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  • Attn. Convention NON Golfers!!

    Even though the PSO Convention Golf Tournament is being held for a good cause, being a "non-golfer", I would like to announce the "Indy_Bob Drinking Bash/Orgy", to be held coinciding with the Golf Tournament! A 5.00$ fee will be charged for all who attend, to be given to the DJ Express Fund! Prizes may be awarded for "best pick up line", "tightest pants", "1st to pass out", etc.. If you are a "non-golfer", PLEASE make plans to attend, as my counselors are telling me I need to drink more socially! Whooohooooo!!!

  • #2
    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


    • #3
      Hey Indy!

      Can I pay my entrance fee and drink "in absentia" whilst playing golf?

      After all, I won't stop you from practising you putting in the bar....!!

      ROFLMAO :lol:



      • #4
        Now wait just a doggone minute here. You mean my choices are to play golf OR drink myself senseless? I mean, really! I guess my pick up lines on the beer cart girl will be a total waste of time then. (As if they were not already)

        And what will I blame my inability to hit a decent shot on, when there is only one ball to hit? (I usually just try to hit the middle one)

        Choices, choices



        • #5
          Can we enter both?


          • #6
            Anyone is welcome to attend, including family members and guests. It will be held at the same time as the Golf Tournament, although the function will probably be continuing as the golfers come trickling in! Anyone participating in the Golf Tournament will NOT be charged 5 dollars, as their entry fee into the golf event will cover their donation for DJ! Location will be determined the day of the event, as I will HAVE to find the bar with the prettiest lady bartender! (Event WILL be held at a bar in Horshoe Casino).
            Main contest event will be a 5 Card Showdown Tournament, with losers of every hand downing one shot of tequila. Last coherant contestant will win a large Starbucks Coffee and a bottle of Extra Stength Tylenol. MUST BE 21 TO ENTER!

            P.S. For those of you who do not know me very well,,,this thread is NOT meant to offend anyone. It is made in fun, although I DO plan on holding the event, as I am good for nothing but slaughtering worms when I am on a golf course!



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