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  • The moral of the story...

    In the human body, which organ is in charge?

    All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.

    The brain said: "I should be in charge, because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

    "I should be in charge," said the heart, "because I pump the blood and circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd all waste away."

    "I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."

    "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal."

    All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in.

    They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.

    The moral of the story?

    You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge... just an asshole.

    Bob

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    Missed a Word

    . . . looks like the "auto-censor" needs a bit of tweaking, Tina!!

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    • #3
      NO DOUBT !! I can't believe the word "rectum" made it through,,,,how vulgar!! LOL,,,,sheesh!!!

      I do have a question, though,,,Zip,,,what are you in charge of? Ahahahahahaha!! "Love you, MAN!!"

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      • #4
        When God created a man's body he made one very big mistake. He designed the brain and the ***** to operate using the flow of blood. However there is only enough blood in a man's body to operate one at a time.

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        • #5
          In my years of experience, Sometimes neither is operating, so I wonder what is going on then :? in the mans human body?
          I could'nt resist :P :P

          babe60 :wink:

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          • #6
            ROTFLMAO

            I needed that :lol:

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            • #7
              Originally posted by babe60
              In my years of experience, Sometimes neither is operating, so I wonder what is going on then :? in the mans human body?
              I could'nt resist :P :P

              babe60 :wink:
              Unlike the female mouth, which seems to ALWAYS be operating!

              Same here,,,,coudln't resist!!! J/K

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              • #8
                :P Careful Indy_Bob it's nice having a man around sometimes,
                but remember:MOTHER NATURE almost without exception has put the FEMALE of the species in charge of the family unit.

                So take care and listen up.LOL

                ponygee :roll:

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                • #9
                  Actually, with most of the higher primates and mammals, the males are in charge. The male lion rules the pride and keeps several females to bear his children. Monkeys and apes are ruled by dominant males, the women take care of the young. In fact, it seems that in nature, the intelligent species all have males in charge. Sure. the female rules the roost with birds and insects, but tell me the last time you saw a roach sign a desire for a coca-cola?

                  --Greagar

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                  • #10
                    PRECISELY why my family unit consists of,,,,ME! lol

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                    • #11
                      I certainly agree with Wilko1, God did make a very big mistake, and that is precisley why men are'nt made equal to women, as women can operate more then one thing at a time. See our brain isn't connected to very essential organs, as they all work on their own.
                      :wink: I wonder if this is why it is said,"Behind every successful man, is a woman" :wink:
                      You never hear the statement "Behind every successful woman, there is a man" because there is only enough blood in his body to operate one thing at a time, and you know as well as I what he would rather operate. If in doubt just look at Wilko1's posting.

                      babe60 :wink: " all in fun "

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                      • #12
                        In keeping with this thread, the following scientific research from a distrinquished medical journal reveals that

                        All babies start out with the same number of raw
                        cells, which over nine months, develop into a
                        complete female baby.

                        The problem occurs when cells are instructed by
                        the little chromosomes to make a male baby instead.
                        Because there are only so many cells to go
                        around, the cells necessary to develop a male's reproductive
                        organs have to come from cells already assigned
                        elsewhere in the female.

                        Recent tests have shown that these cells are
                        removed from the communications center of the brain,
                        migrate lower in the body and develop into male sexual
                        organs.
                        If you visualize a normal brain to be similar to
                        a full deck of cards, this means that males are
                        born a few cards short, so to speak, and some of their
                        cards are in their shorts.
                        This difference between the male and female
                        brain manifests itself in various ways.
                        Little girls will tend to play things like house
                        or learn to read.

                        Little boys, however, will tend to do things
                        like placing a bucket over their heads and running
                        into walls.
                        This basic cognitive difference continues to
                        grow until puberty when the hormones kick into action
                        and the trouble really begins.

                        After puberty, not only the size of the male and
                        female brains differ, but the center of thought
                        also differs. Women think with their heads.

                        Male thoughts often originate lower in their
                        bodies where their ex-brain cells reside.

                        Of course, the size of this problem varies from
                        man to man.

                        In some men only a small number of brain cells
                        migrate and they are left with nearly full mental
                        capacity but they tend to be rather dull, sexually speaking.
                        Such men are known in medical terms as "Engineers."

                        Other men suffer larger brain cell relocation.
                        These men are medically referred to as "Fighter Pilots."

                        A small number of men suffer massive brain cell
                        migration to their groins. These men are usually referred to as......
                        "Mr. President or Mr. Congressman" or sometimes more simply as the idiot in seat 7. :P

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                        • #13
                          I USED TO THINK THAT THE BRAIN WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT ORGAN IN MY BODY.........THEN I THOUGHT..................WHO'S TELLING ME THIS?!





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