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  • Let's lighten things up...

    I'll start...

    So Jesus is playing golf one day. Moses is his caddy. Everything is going along fine until they reach the 8th hole,a 196 yard Par 3 with a 185 yard forced carry over a pond.

    Jesus--"Moses I'm gonna knock the pin down on this one. Give me the six iron."

    Moses--"SIX iron???!!! Have you lost your marbles? You don't have that much ass in your bag. Hit the four."

    Jesus--"Ok,what you don't know is that while you were getting my bag together I was talking to the club pro here and he tells me that this is Arnold Palmer's home course and Arnie hits a six iron to this green. Now he MAY be the King of Golf,but I'm the King of Kings. So give me the six iron,please."

    Moses--"Ok champ,here you go. Knock yourself out."

    Jesus makes a nice pass at the ball and it's right on line...but plops down in the pond 5 yards short of dry land. Moses gives a wry smile and snickers.

    Jesus turning to Moses--"Mo,you know that was my lucky ball. Go get it for me please."

    Moses trudges off muttering to himself and reaching the edge of the pond raises his arms and parts the pond right down the middle. He walks out into the pond bed and finds a Tiltelist with a fish symbol and JC1 on it and retrieves it.

    To his surprise he sees Jesus is still at the tee box instead of the drop area.

    Moses--"What are you doing? Take your drop and pitch it on."

    Jesus--"I told you if Arnold Palmer can hit it on with a six iron here ,then I can hit it on with a six iron. I'm playing my third from right here."

    Moses--"Ok fine. You hit the ball in the drink again and you can go get it yourself."

    Jesus takes a mighty cut at the infernal white sphere and it flies straight and true...right into the pond at almost the exact same point of entry as before.

    Jesus looks at Moses who just shakes his head and chuckles.

    Jesus--"Ok fine,but you can forget about a tip."

    Jesus now trudges down the slight hill and kick off his golf spikes and walks right out onto the surface of the pond. As he is engrossed in looking down for his ball the trailing threesome of golfers comes ambling up to the tee box.

    They look down and can't believe their eyes as they see Jesus walking on the water looking for his missing ball.

    "Holy crap!" exclaims the first one to recover a semblance of his senses. "Who does that guy think he is,Jesus Christ?"

    "Hell no." says Moses. "He thinks he's Arnold Palmer."
    Last edited by Moxie Pip; Sun Jun 26, 2011, 05:38 AM.

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    Whoops,my bad thought I was posting this in General Forum. Please move someone,thanks.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Moxie Pip View Post
        I'll start...

        Moses trudges off muttering to himself and reaching the edge of the pond raises his arms and parts the pond right down the middle. He walks out into the pond bed and finds a Tiltelist with a fish symbol and JC1 on it and retrieves it.
        This is the part that got me to start laughing....can you just see Charleton Heston doing this?

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