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Why is Moxie so Good??..Pip's Poker Prayer

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  • Why is Moxie so Good??..Pip's Poker Prayer

    I think we could all use a ittle humor tonight..soooo I have discovered Moxie's Secret!

    Every night before Pip goes to bed....He has a couple shots of Jack Daniels,

    Walks the Dogs....Has a couple more shots of JD,

    Plays a couple STT's...shakes jacks hand two more times (that's code for you know what)

    Says a little Prayer... and goes to bed (that's code for passes out).....dreaming about the felt.

    PIPS POKER PRAYER

    NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP,
    I PRAY MY GAME WILL FLEECE THE SHEEP,
    IF I GET DONKED BEFORE I WAKE,
    GIVE MY CHIPS TO UNCLE JAKE.


    Hiicccccccc


  • #2
    Originally posted by GENERAL_GEO View Post
    shakes jacks hand two more times (that's code for you know what)
    I don't know what. Do tell.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by PanickyPoker View Post
      I don't know what. Do tell.

      two more shots of jack daniels...lol

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      • #4
        hhiiiiccccccccccccccccccc

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        • #5


          I think you're right about the humor.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by GENERAL_GEO View Post
            I think we could all use a ittle humor tonight..soooo I have discovered Moxie's Secret!

            Every night before Pip goes to bed....He has a couple shots of Jack Daniels,

            Walks the Dogs....Has a couple more shots of JD,

            Plays a couple STT's...shakes jacks hand two more times (that's code for you know what)

            Says a little Prayer... and goes to bed (that's code for passes out).....dreaming about the felt.

            PIPS POKER PRAYER

            NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP,
            I PRAY MY GAME WILL FLEECE THE SHEEP,
            IF I GET DONKED BEFORE I WAKE,
            GIVE MY CHIPS TO UNCLE JAKE.


            Hiicccccccc


            Woodford Reserve,Wild Turkey 101,or Maker's Mark.............

            NEVER Jack,ick.

            The first three are bourbon,Jack is sour mash. Big difference.

            And after going to the Caps game tonight I came home and polished off 1 bottle of Woody sp far and am stocked for the weekend.

            PHUCK the USeless Government and the Department of inJUSTICE in their collective asses.

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