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  • almost fell of my chair with laughter

    PresBruno said, "my life includes making $5 grand a week off of poker'



    PokerStars Game #58726295757: Tournament #368288638, Freeroll Hold'em No Limit - Level XVIII (2000/4000) - 2011/03/06 1:42:47 WET [2011/03/05 20:42:47 ET]
    Table '368288638 67' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
    Seat 1: antlovesang1 (18215 in chips)
    Seat 2: keithwins (17960 in chips)
    Seat 3: PresBruno (25408 in chips)
    Seat 5: shell2309 (180553 in chips)
    Seat 6: abenz41984 (12216 in chips)
    Seat 7: roadster808 (25755 in chips)
    Seat 8: Evolnomar (26331 in chips)
    Seat 9: saveapitbull (7338 in chips)
    antlovesang1: posts the ante 400
    keithwins: posts the ante 400
    PresBruno: posts the ante 400
    shell2309: posts the ante 400
    abenz41984: posts the ante 400
    roadster808: posts the ante 400
    Evolnomar: posts the ante 400
    saveapitbull: posts the ante 400
    saveapitbull: posts small blind 2000
    antlovesang1: posts big blind 4000
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to antlovesang1 [9s 9c]
    keithwins: folds
    PresBruno: folds
    shell2309: raises 8000 to 12000
    abenz41984: folds
    roadster808: folds
    Evolnomar: folds
    saveapitbull: folds
    antlovesang1: raises 5815 to 17815 and is all-in
    shell2309: calls 5815
    *** FLOP *** [4h 7h 7c]
    PresBruno said, "go shell"
    *** TURN *** [4h 7h 7c] [Ks]
    PresBruno said, "10 or A"
    PresBruno said, "10 or A"
    *** RIVER *** [4h 7h 7c Ks] [Kc]
    PresBruno said, "10 or A"
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    antlovesang1: shows [9s 9c] (two pair, Kings and Nines)
    shell2309: shows [Tc As] (two pair, Kings and Sevens)
    PresBruno said, "BOOO"
    antlovesang1 collected 40830 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 40830 | Rake 0
    Board [4h 7h 7c Ks Kc]
    Seat 1: antlovesang1 (big blind) showed [9s 9c] and won (40830) with two pair, Kings and Nines
    Seat 2: keithwins folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: PresBruno folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: shell2309 showed [Tc As] and lost with two pair, Kings and Sevens
    Seat 6: abenz41984 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: roadster808 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: Evolnomar (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: saveapitbull (small blind) folded before Flop

    PresBruno said, "nh shells orry that donk beat u"
    PresBruno said, "donkeys... they are a dime a dozen"
    PresBruno said, "I am PresBruno the GREATEST POKER PLAYER EVER I AM CHAMPION OF PSO!!!! bow to me!!!!"
    PresBruno said, "I am here to talk to the lowly common folk"
    PresBruno said, "to be among the people"
    Last edited by antlovesang1; Sun Mar 06, 2011, 03:58 AM.

  • #2
    At least he is direct, and he does have the numbers, (#59 when I wrote this), to back up his claim of being that good. Given the choice of having a player who is bombastic to one that talks about her successes in a left-handed manner, I'll take the Pres.

    All I can say is that if anyone who has been on the receiving end of his barbs ever puts the KO to him in a game, they should strut.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Cairn Destop View Post
      At least he is direct, and he does have the numbers, (#59 when I wrote this), to back up his claim of being that good. Given the choice of having a player who is bombastic to one that talks about her successes in a left-handed manner, I'll take the Pres.

      All I can say is that if anyone who has been on the receiving end of his barbs ever puts the KO to him in a game, they should strut.

      Cairn,given the choice between the absolute worst donk ever in this league and a player who welches on prop bets that he solicited in his own thread,constantly berates players at the table and whines like a 5 year old child,insults a Pokerstars Pro for her sexual identity (referring to her as "it" even),and a myriad of other obnoxious acts to numerous to list here......

      Would you still take Pres?

      I would take him in a live setting. Take him outside. He would'nt come back either.

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      • #4
        funny, i was railing PresBruno tonight in the 22:00 PSO tourney just to witness this trash talk at the table, and i'll be damned, lightnin' struck and the Pres himself posted his email address in the chat box when chatting with some other player he was transferring funds to.

        i guess i am lucky after all........lol

        and by the way, if you have seen any of his youtube "shows", there is one where some little kids busted the door open while he was filming......you could hear them laughing, and they sounded in the age range of 7 to 12 yrs. old. pretty solid evidence that Pres lives in his parents house. i know they weren't his kids.
        Last edited by hiphoplives; Sun Mar 06, 2011, 07:53 AM.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by hiphoplives View Post
          funny, i was railing PresBruno tonight in the 22:00 PSO tourney just to witness this trash talk at the table, and i'll be damned, lightnin' struck and the Pres himself posted his email address in the chat box when chatting with some other player he was transferring funds to.

          i guess i am lucky after all........lol
          Is he offering $$ to people for losing to him again? 'Cause he pulled that last month. That's a SERIOUS breach right there.

          As for his email addy.. Who needs it? He boned himself hard when he posted that picture with Martin Sheen. Already know all I need to know about him. 'Cause I'm good at the internets.

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          • #6
            hiccup

            Originally posted by mcrissinger View Post
            Is he offering $$ to people for losing to him again? 'Cause he pulled that last month. That's a SERIOUS breach right there.

            As for his email addy.. Who needs it? He boned himself hard when he posted that picture with Martin Sheen. Already know all I need to know about him. 'Cause I'm good at the internets.

            lol...hehe....hiccup....lololol....hiccup
            Poker Rule #1....Never listen to me...hiccup

            7 Time Bracelet Winner


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            • #7
              wow.wow.......and wow.

              i just typed Ajay bruno into google and realized that we are dealing with a seriously disturbed person here. i don't even know what to say about this guy.

              CadmiumRed? Barnabas Stinson? so all of this nonsense is about a kid who goes to American University and plays some ridiculous role playing game called eRepublik?

              he's been banned from everything he has ever done in life.......

              yet he hasn't been banned from here?

              i am so confused now ...........is this what all forums on the internet are like?

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              • #8
                hmmmm

                my bet is,

                we will see him on, CNN BREAKING NEWS

                hiccup
                Poker Rule #1....Never listen to me...hiccup

                7 Time Bracelet Winner


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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Cairn Destop View Post
                  At least he is direct, and he does have the numbers, (#59 when I wrote this), to back up his claim of being that good..
                  really?
                  http://pokerprolabs.com/PresBruno/PokerStars.aspx

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                  • #10
                    One might want to rethink how one lives their life when you're listed in the dictionary as failure.
                    http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=Ajay%20Bruno

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                    • #11
                      how he insults all at the tables with his trash talk and personal name calling yet as they are not offence/ in a swearing manner he is allowed to do it on that pso he insulted a guy being from new zealand calling him a weasel who is owned by the aussies and took the mick of christchurch <<< google the disaster

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                      • #12
                        Hmm. I see arguments both for and against your gun laws here.

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                        • #13
                          I wonder how much longer before this thread is closed and the "insult" warnings get issued.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by autodafe20 View Post
                            One might want to rethink how one lives their life when you're listed in the dictionary as failure.
                            http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=Ajay%20Bruno
                            Yes, by far this was the most entertaining link I found.

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