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Poker ABC's, (how to move up in rank)

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  • Poker ABC's, (how to move up in rank)

    you want to play like a pro?
    here is a simple strategy anyone can use to climb the rankings board
    modelled on the play of the experts
    your heros and mine

    first thing is you do a hellmuth
    sign up at the last minute, 9 minutes after the tourney has started
    make an entrance, talk spit
    let them know DADDY IS HERE
    this allows you to get nine minutes into the donkathin with no chip loss, no hard folds and usually TEN PERCENT OF THE FIELD IS GONE BY THIS TIMe
    its a long month

    NIT IT UP
    also a hellmuthian strategy
    your goal is to make the first break with at least grand in chips
    to do this you are folding almost every hand
    play AA KK QQ bet 4-5x the blind depending on your postion
    and the number of donks at your table
    raise with AK, but only to 3x the blind
    limp with all pp and sooted conectors
    min raise all sooted aces
    hit the flop or get the eff out
    unless you are on the button and they limp to you
    then push it

    if you made it to the break great job
    half the field is gone by now
    whats your stack look like?
    if its avg or above, keep playing your game
    if its half the avg its time to look for a place to get them all in
    start riding the clock
    wait for the hand to push with
    you have to FEEL IT here
    this is a DOUG LEE strategy
    wait for it
    wait for it
    BANG
    the best place to steal from is FIRST TO ACT
    all ins from this spot are scary to the nits that have survived
    you can go all in from here with any 2
    PROFIT

    the rest of the way is as simple as ABC
    ALWAYs
    BE
    CHASING

    ALWays
    be calling

    one of these is correct strategy

    one is lunacy

    DISCUSS

    and if you want to transfer me $$$ because of this great coaching you know the screen name

    more tips later

  • #2
    In the words of Dr. Phil...."How's that working out for you"?

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