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A joke for mature audiences

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  • A joke for mature audiences

    A husband and wife were laying in bed, the wife, trying to fall asleep, the husband not tired yet, turns on the lamp and starts reading a book. Every couple of minutes the husband reaches between his wifes legs and touches here secret garden, well the wife
    who is getting aroused after several of these hand gestures, gets out of bed and starts doing a strip dance for her husband. The husband looks up from his book, and says "honey what are you doing"?

    she repiles, "Well wasnt that foreplay, i thought u wanted sex"?

    The husband laughs, and repiles " No dear i just wanted to wet my fingers so i could turn the pages in my book".