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Wednesday Night Funnies

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    >A man takes the day off work and
    >decides to go out golfing.
    >He is on the second hole when he
    >notices a frog sitting next to
    >the green.
    >He thinks nothing of it and is
    >about to shoot when he
    >hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."
    >The man looks around and doesn't
    >see anyone. Again, he
    >hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks
    >at the frog and decides to
    >prove the frog wrong, puts the
    >club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
    >He hits it 10 inches from the
    >cup. He is shocked. He says
    >to the frog, "Wow that's amazing.
    >You must be a lucky frog, eh?
    >The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
    >The man decides to take the frog
    >with him to the next hole.
    >"What do you think frog?" the
    >man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."
    >The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
    >Boom! Hole in one. The
    >man is befuddled and doesn't know
    >what to say. By the end
    >of the day, the man golfed the
    >best game of golf in his life and
    >asks the frog, "OK where to next?"
    >The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas.
    >" They go to Las Vegas
    >and the guy says, "OK frog, now
    >what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon
    >approaching the roulette table, The man
    >asks, "What do you think I should
    >bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit
    >$3000, black 6."
    >Now, this is a
    >million-to-one shot to win, but
    >after the golf game the man
    >figures what the heck.
    >Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.
    >The man takes his winnings and
    >buys the best room in the
    >hotel. He sits the frog down and
    >says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
    >You've won me all this money and
    >I am forever grateful."
    >The frog replies,
    >"Ribbit Kiss Me."
    >He figures why not,
    >since after all the frog did for
    >him, he deserves it.
    >With a
    >kiss, the frog turns into a
    >gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that,
    >your honor, is how the girl
    >ended up in my room. So help me God
    >or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."

    Hope you enjoyed this.


  • #2
    THAT was a good one!