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  • ADULT HUMOR

    If Oil Doe can make a post that talks about, well, um, you know, then I think I can make this somewhat "R" rated post.

    DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING MATERIAL MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME. CONSENTING ADULTS NEED ONLY TO PROCEED. ALL OTHERS, GET THE HELL OUT!


    Yossel Abramovitz worked in a pickle factory. Unfortunately, he had a very great and powerful desire to put his ***** in the pickle slicer.

    This went on for years, and Yossel couldn't stand it any more. So he decided to seek professional help for this odd infatuation of his.

    He spent a few months with a shrink who finally gave up and told Yossel that since Yossel's desire was so powerful to put his ***** in the pickle slicer, the only way to get over it was to do it. Yossel gladly agreed to do it the next day at work.

    The next day he came home from work very early, about 11 AM. His wife Sarah was very worried and asked why he was home so early. Yossel explained to her for the first time the desire he had had to put his ***** in the pickle slicer. He explained that he couldn't take it any more and today he did it and he got fired as a result.

    Sarah gasped and ran over to him, yanked down his pants and briefs, only to see his ***** perfectly normal and intact. She looked back up and said "I don't understand ... what happened to the pickle slicer."?


    "I think she got fired too."

  • #2
    thanks for the chuckle bob!!!!!!!!!

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    • #3
      i guess i am not adult enough for the joke, because i don't get it.

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      • #4
        LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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        • #5
          Deleted.

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          • #6
            OH, know i get it, i missed the last line on the bottom about her getting fired too.

            oooops ops: ops: ops:

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            • #7
              LOVED IT!
              Got any more. Pickle slicers that is.

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