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Your August Poker Horoscope

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  • Your August Poker Horoscope

    AUGUST MONTHLY HOROSCOPE by: TEXASKICK ARIES March 21-April 20 Stand your ground. Try some advanced plays to build your bankroll. Be up front and don't worry about embarrassing yourself. Hang out with other players that can give you insight into the game and coming trends. Lucky event: Saturday TAURUS Apri 21l-May21 Hang out with your pets or kiddos. You may run a little rough this month..Tighten up your game to counteract! Lucky event: Tuesday GEMINI May22-June21 You could have difficulties with friends or loved ones this month. Do NOT let it affect your game. Exercise will help even you out. Lucky event: Friday CANCER June 22-July22 Try a new game to boost your bankroll. It may take time to learn but stick with it. Try to keep your cool at the tables because others are watching and you don't want to leave them with a bad impression of you. Lucky event: Saturday LEO July 23-Aug 22 Your game is good leave it alone for now. Check out some new games. Avoid confrontations at all costs. Lucky event :Wednesday VIRGO Aug 23- Sept 23 Be open to meeting new friends on the felts. People love your wit and are instantly attracted to you. Lucky event: Sunday LIBRA Sept 24-Oct 23 You're not going to get rich overnite on the felts so slowdown and find your pace. You are very smart but tend to be impatient at poker. Break out the Yoga mat and try some meditation. Lucky event: Saturday SCORPIO Oct 24- Nov 22 This is a winning month for you Scorpio but don't get caught up in the hype of it all. A loved one needs your attention. Let them share in the joy! Lucky event: Sunday SAGITTARIUS Nov 23- Dec 21 You are a leader and others look to you for guidance but don't let your generosity be taken for granted . Lucky event: Tuesday CAPRICORN Dec 22-Jan 20 You're a loner this month...and that's for the best. Try not to lend or borrow chips this month. They might not be able to pay back in time leading to frustration. Lucky event: Thursday AQUARIUS Jan 21-Feb 19 Take a trip ,play some poker! Keep it real with your partner, they deserve your honesty about your intentions with this game. Lucky event: Sunday PISCES Feb 20- Mar 20 You're going on a trip with friends..DANCE, DRINK..PLAY DE POKERZ! Have some fun ..you need it! Homelife is stressful on you these days. Lucky event: Monday

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    Your October Horoscope September has been a super busy month for me and I couldn't seem to find the time to put up a Sept Horoscope..Here is October instead! ARIES (Mar. 21- April 20) Be careful not to over value your hands. Staying away from home is depressing. Catch up with old poker friends. Your lucky tournament day is Thursday. TAURUS (Apr. 21- may 21) You may have major knock down drag outs with someone you love if you don't slow down. Don't take your poker to work with you.Think about how you can last longer in tournaments. Your lucky tournament day is Monday. GEMINI (May 22-June 21) Opportunities for love will develop in online poker home games; however, it isn't likely to last....So don't get too caught up. Relationships will be crazy this month. It's hard to get along with other players this month. Your lucky tournament day is Sunday. CANCER (June 22-July 22) Help others with parts of the game that are too confusing for them.Don't bother getting even with hecklers on the felts they'll make themselves look bad. Take another look at investment opportunities. Your lucky tournament day is Friday. LEO (July 23-Aug 22) Trips will be more productive to the casino towards the end of the month. Take care of your own game before you help others. If you're willing to to loosenup will find yourself at the final table! Your lucky tournament day is Tuesday. VIRGO (Aug. 23 -Sept. 23) Your lover will be annoyed with your participation in poker. Best be extra nice! You may want to head out to a poker room a bit away; however, before you do, make sure that your car is in tip top shape. Travel will be +EV; Expensive but well worth it. Focus on your leadership abilities at work. Your lucky tournament day is Thursday. LIBRA (Sept. 24 -Oct. 23) This will be a good day for learning by sitting down with some good, informative reading material.You can meet new and exciting lovers through poker related projects. Your get rich quick schemes with poker will not be as lucrative as you anticipate.Give it time! One of your female friends may try to ruin your day. Stand up for whats right. Your lucky tournament day is Monday. SCORPIO (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22) You can expect changes in your bankroll as well as your status.Play plenty of poker this month. You could be blind to early position raises. Your lucky tournament day is Wednesday. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23 -Dec. 21) Tilters on the felts will push all the right buttons this month but you the discipline that will get you through. Stakers should turn out to be quite lucrative. Your communication skills make you popular in poker circles! Your lucky tournament day is Monday. CAPRICORN (Dec 22.- Jan. 20) Do not reveal poker knowledge to those you feel aren't on the up and up. Social events will lead to perfect poker networking. Don't miss out on the social opportunities available in poker! Accumulate chips early in tournaments. Plan to visit friends or relatives close to a brick and mortar. Your lucky tournament day is Friday. AQUARIUS (Jan. 21 -Feb. 19) Hassles with in-laws plays havoc on your game. Your need to get shove could leave with you and small bankroll. Resist the urge to go allin with middle pairs. The prize will be yours if you have discipline. Take time to explain to your mate. Your lucky tournament day is Tuesday. PISCES (Feb. 20-Mar. 20) Your biggest gains will come by helping others improve their game. Consider moving closer to a poker room. Entertain! Get involved in sports events or physical activities. Poker associates may try to undermine you. Your lucky tournament day is Friday.
    Last edited by TEXASKICK; Mon Sep 24, 2012, 11:42 PM.

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    • #3
      .... 'Opportunities for love will develop in online poker home games'.... I'm signing up for everyone of them! Oh wait .... 'however, it isn't likely to last....So don't get too caught up'.... Dang! Raiser umbup:

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      • #4
        Originally posted by royalraise85 View Post
        .... 'Opportunities for love will develop in online poker home games'.... I'm signing up for everyone of them! Oh wait .... 'however, it isn't likely to last....So don't get too caught up'.... Dang! Raiser umbup:
        August do some "Exercise will help even you out" dam nearly October a bit cold now best stay indoors. My jokes aren't funny I need to move to a poker room further away. Three boats and mine sank. mileypoker:

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        • #5
          LOL Poker Love Connections ....Hey don't laugh it happens every day!

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          • #6
            This will be a good day for learning by sitting down with some good, informative reading material.You can meet new and exciting lovers through poker related projects. Your get rich quick schemes with poker will not be as lucrative as you anticipate.Give it time! One of your female friends may try to ruin your day. Stand up for whats right.

            Your lucky tournament day is Monday.
            Hi Tex! I shoud've found this trhead earlier, its just so awesome!
            Yeah, I'm studiyng more about poker now... Too bad my get rich scheme will not work as I managed... I really wanted to buy a tuba with poker money (lol, true story). But at least seems like I'll find some form of poker related love... but why will my female friends ruin my day??? that'd be sooo mean! Well, I`ll wait for monday to play some tournaments though, and I just hope none of my female friends come over to explode my computer during the final table

            I'm a skeptic though, libra seems to be the worse sign, so I better not believe on this stuff so I don't get too depressed

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            • #7
              What's for Ophiuchus this month?
              Bracelet Winner

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