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    Do you have a funny poker related joke? Share it with us by posting it in a comment below.
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    Remember alive only chance to defeat the enemy.

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    • #3
      I have always enjoyed the joke where a guy says his hand has two flush draws when it's off suit, Lol. I don't know why, but that just makes me laugh

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      • #4
        If, after the first twenty minutes, you don't know who the sucker at the table is, it's you.

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        • #5
          Standing in the queue at the post office a very British Problem occurred.

          Someone was breathing down my neck pushing into me. I had to turn around, nose to nose and ask: "Are you in front of me or behind me? I have position on you!".


          Poker terminology is fun in real life.

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          • #6
            Some good jokes above by our members, thanks for posting!



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            • #7
              poker? dam near wrecked er

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              • #8
                Chuck Norris plays poker with God. God says: I bet the world, humanity, universe, heaven, hell and everything being .. Chuck Norris thinks: I raise ..

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by murisek View Post
                  Chuck Norris plays poker with God. God says: I bet the world, humanity, universe, heaven, hell and everything being .. Chuck Norris thinks: I raise ..

                  I would raise too, it's a Bluff

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                  • #10

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                    • #11
                      Dude comes home at 7 in the morning. His wife is outraged and meets him at the front door.

                      "Where have you been all night,you no good SOB???!!!"

                      Husband says,"I was out playing poker with the guys all night. And I have some bad news,I lost you in the game."

                      "W-w-w-w-hat???!!! How in the Hell could you lose me in a poker game?!",his wife screams.

                      "Well,it wasn't easy. I had to fold quads twice and a royal flush once."

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                      • #12


                        Do you have a funny poker related joke? Share it with us by posting it in a comment below.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Tyirl View Post
                          I have always enjoyed the joke where a guy says his hand has two flush draws when it's off suit, Lol. I don't know why, but that just makes me laugh
                          I don't know if it was done as a joke but Phil Helmuth was on television saying that AKo had more equity than AKs because AKo can make two flushes. Then of course Antonio, Negranea and Laak had fun teasing him about it.
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                            • #15
                              soooooooooooo funny

                              Thanks for that i just spat my coffee out love your joke

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