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    More like a rant actually. Well the other night I was playing the big game tournament for NZ. This tourney is a 'Time' tourney which runs for an hour three times a day. You accumulate points depending on your stack size at the end of each tournament., and the first table I was seated at happened to be the same table as donkaroony -all in every hand no matter what he got. So of course I wait until I get dealt a good hand so that I can call this mofo... anyways he goes all in once again with 63 offsuit and I call him with high cards. He wins with a pair of threes, I get fkd off and call him a fkn donk. Well that was okay... the very next game I am seated at the same table as this donk again and he takes me out exactly the same way. Funnily enough I knew that I would be seated at the same table as this person in the next game. This shit happens way too frequently and too often to be called a coincidence,and I'm pretty sure pokerstars sits back and has a good old laugh over stressing players like me out. What I don't understand is how donkarooney's name isn't even on the leaderboard at all and yet both nights he had really big stacks. I lost a few games and yet my name still appears. Is he even a real person?

    This site just turns into a bigger joke every time I play here.

  • #2
    Currently their are 173502 players playing on Pokerstars tables.

    And because you cannot correctly play against a maniac you think that a very overworked Pokerstar employee has written some code inrder to "get" you?

    What on earth did you do to get them so mad at you?

    It must have been terrible.

    on the Plus side Dave "Thelangoier has a good video on combatting agression you may like to watch.

    http://www.pokerschoolonline.com/art...ith-Aggression

    hope that helps

    Grade b
    I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught. ~Winston Churchill

    13 Time Bracelet Winner


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    • #3
      Originally posted by Grade b View Post
      Currently their are 173502 players playing on Pokerstars tables.

      And because you cannot correctly play against a maniac you think that a very overworked Pokerstar employee has written some code inrder to "get" you?

      What on earth did you do to get them so mad at you?

      It must have been terrible.

      on the Plus side Dave "Thelangoier has a good video on combatting agression you may like to watch.

      http://www.pokerschoolonline.com/art...ith-Aggression

      hope that helps

      Grade b
      Thanks grade B for the link. How did you know I needed to learn how to control my aggression? that obvious huh? lol. Yeah I admit that I need to learn to control my tilt but there are so many weird strange things that happen in the hands and when I tell someone to 'get fkd' cos of a bad beat the next hand I will definitely be getting taken out the worst way possible. Call me a paranoid wreck but I aint no stupid fool either.

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      • #4
        your a paranoid wreck.

        We get so blinded by the Stupid play of the ******* ****** ****** ****** donks that we don't see how bad a play really is sometimes.

        You state you called with "high cards" I put him on a range of 91% and gave you QJo

        According to poker stove you should win this 57 times out of 100. Hd you have waited and called with 88 your chances go right up to 68%.

        So yes he was playing like a donkey but your calling range needed to tighten up a bit from "high cards"

        Grade b
        I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught. ~Winston Churchill

        13 Time Bracelet Winner


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        • #5
          Originally posted by Grade b View Post
          your a paranoid wreck. We get so blinded by the Stupid play of the ******* ****** ****** ****** donks that we don't see how bad a play really is sometimes. You state you called with "high cards" I put him on a range of 91% and gave you QJo According to poker stove you should win this 57 times out of 100. Hd you have waited and called with 88 your chances go right up to 68%. So yes he was playing like a donkey but your calling range needed to tighten up a bit from "high cards" Grade b
          +1K, it's called discipline, and you really need to develope it in order to learn how to win. Patience is another skill you might want to think about, yes it's annoying when some donk is playing ATC and winning, but it happens. Your hand will come, you just need to wait for it. umbup:umbup:
          Bracelet Winner


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          • #6
            Not even gonna bother with Big game NZ. It's a ****ing joke now. thumbsdown*

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