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Top 10 Jobs to have if you Like Playing On Line Poker!

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  • Top 10 Jobs to have if you Like Playing On Line Poker!

    Top 10 Jobs to have if you like playing On Line Poker

    #10 Towel boy at a nude Beach in Northern Finland (in Jan.).

    #9 Mission Controller at the European Space Agency (awesome set up to multi table).

    #8 Personal barber to Sean Connery, Jason Statham, Bruce Willis, Vin Diesel, and Samuel L. Jackson (all bald).

    #7 U.S. Congressman/Senator (un-limited check book, and the normal rules obviously don't apply to YOU!).

    #6 McDonald's fry cook on an Ashram in India (think about it...).

    #5 Professional Conspiracy Theorist (if you lose, it is never your own fault).

    #4 Psychologist (poker players have so many "issues", you'd never lack for patients).

    #3 Mad Scientist (no one would ever suck out on you, or you'd build a monster and have them eaten).

    #2 Pizza Delivery guy (how do you get a poker player to get off your porch? Pay him for the pizza).

    And the #1 Job to have if you like playing on line poker.....

    #1 FISHERMAN! (or woman)
    Double Bracelet Winner

  • #2
    Oh yeah and don't forget Moderator, Videographer, and Trainer! lol

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    • #3
      Originally posted by TEXASKICK View Post
      Oh yeah and don't forget Moderator, Videographer, and Trainer! lol
      really hate being the love monkey.... that reminds me..... tex, u owe me money....hiccup cheers
      Poker Rule #1....Never listen to me...hiccup

      7 Time Bracelet Winner


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      • #4
        Dang,,you'll have to refresh my memory. Maybe I do.lol

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        • #5
          #3 umbup: unleash the kracken or that hairy monster from the bugs bunny cartoons (nothing more than fur and eyeballs.)

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          • #6
            Originally posted by TEXASKICK View Post
            Dang,,you'll have to refresh my memory. Maybe I do.lol
            Oh no she di'nt!!! Man eff, we know her memory isn't that bad. ~~
            Last edited by !!!111Dan; Sat Jan 28, 2012, 07:12 AM.

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