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OMG Rudolph is a girl!!!!!!!!!!

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  • OMG Rudolph is a girl!!!!!!!!!!

    According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer, however, retain their antlers until after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen..... had to be a female. We should have known this.... Only women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night, and not get lost.

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    If you think antlers on male reindeer is a stretch, ask the DoFG what they think of the reindeer's aeronautic capabilities.

    <--- sort of a reindeer

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    • #3
      hmmmmm interesting.... then according to the stop animation program i've watched for a zillion years, rudolf is also a lesbian. sinse rudolf and clairisse hook up, i guess she'll be the last in the line of shiny red nosed critters. effsea is our last, best hope..
      May the tinfoil protect you. MT

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        hiccup
        Poker Rule #1....Never listen to me...hiccup

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        • #5
          dammit now all my kids are crying



          actually I dont have kids :P

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