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    Have a Safe and Happy Holiday everyone.


    TOO2COO is Coming to Town

    He's making a list
    and checking it twice;
    Gonna infraction those naughty not nice
    TOO2COO is coming to town!
    He sees you when you're posting
    He knows you clicked submit
    He knows when you break forum rules
    So be sure to not post ***Deleted by TOO2COO*** !
    O! You better watch out!
    You better not cry
    Better not pout, I'm telling you why;
    TOO2COO is coming to town!
    TOO2COO will lock your thread down!
    TOO2COO IS COMING TOOOO TOWNNNNN!
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    Yup. That made my day.

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      We wish everyone a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays
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      • #4
        Effsea the rednosed drunkard

        Ok i'll give this a shot...lol
        Effsea the red nosed drunkard,
        had a really cool home game,
        and if you ever played it,
        you would surely say the same.
        all of the other home games,
        leave a lot to be desired.
        they just don't have all the good peeps,
        and should probably be retired.
        then in a drunken fog, christmas eve
        Effsea came to say,
        I don't need good cards to beat you.
        I'll take your stack with 7 2
        and all the tankers love him.
        I'm sure you all will now join me,
        and say, effsea, you red nosed drunkard,
        Thanks for suckin' out on me.
        THANKS FOR SUCKIN OUT ON MEEEEEEEE


        MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!
        Last edited by mtnestegg; Wed Dec 21, 2011, 09:11 PM.
        May the tinfoil protect you. MT

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        • #5
          Originally posted by mtnestegg View Post
          Ok i'll give this a shot...lol
          Effsea the red nosed drunkard,
          had a really cool home game,
          and if you ever played it,
          you would surely say the same.
          all of the other home games,
          leave a lot to be desired.
          they just don't have all the good peeps,
          and should probably be retired.
          then in a drunken fog, christmas eve
          Effsea came to say,
          I don't need good cards to beat you.
          I'll take your stack with 7 2
          and all the tankers love him.
          I'm sure you all will now join me,
          and say, effsea, you red nosed drunkard,
          Thanks for suckin' out on me.
          THANKS FOR SUCKIN OUT ON MEEEEEEEE


          MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!


          Bravo MT!

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          • #6
            good one MT umbup:
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            • #7
              Gold Medal MT! umbup:
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              • #8
                You guys just made my night!

                Happy holidays everyone.
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                • #9
                  Here's one (not mine) I remember from back when I was 19 or 20..lets see if I can post this w/o getting my first warning..
                  was the night before christmas,
                  and all through the house.
                  the whole damn family was drunk as a louse.
                  With ma in a whore house, and pa in jail,
                  I just settled down for a nice piece of tail.
                  when out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
                  I spang from my sister in law to see what was the matter.
                  I ran to the window as quick as a flash,
                  tripped over the broom and busted my azz.
                  then what to my wondering eyes should appear,
                  but a rusty old sled and 8 mangy reindeer.
                  I knew in a moment it must be saint nick,
                  cuz that little old man was wippin' his ****.
                  on to the rooftops and onto the walls.
                  he said on you 8 bastards before I cut off your balls.
                  he came down the chimney like a bat out of hell.
                  I knew you in a moment he tripped and fell.
                  he filled up our stockings with pretzels and beer,
                  and the rubber **** for the family queer.
                  and I heard him exclaim ere he rode out of sight,
                  Piss on you all, been one helluva night...
                  May the tinfoil protect you. MT

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                  • #10
                    Sort of sounds like another poem about effsea.

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