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  • WPF Day IV

    Again, not much poker content today... so if that's
    all you're interested in go ahead and skip it

    Saturday, Nov. 2

    After corresponding for nearly a year, I finally
    meet the one-and-only gatorhb. As some of
    you old-timers know, we have had a lively
    exchange at times. I have admired her wit,
    charm and kindness for a long time, and now
    I will finally see how the real person compares
    to the image that has been created...
    Well, some of you already know this; she is
    every bit as witty, smart, gentle, and nice as
    she seems at the tables and in the forum.
    I'm sure I would have fallen in love with her
    except for one thing... that happened long
    ago. I battled James head to head at the poker
    table for her favors. I took on Badgambler in
    a war of words and emerged victorious.
    And then there was a rocky period after I
    offered her a First Class ticket to Hawaii and
    she found out Greyhound doesn't really go this
    far!

    So maybe it was to be expected that she
    was suspicious when I offered once again to
    sweep her off to the isalnds, this time via a
    beautiful cruise. Unfortunately, she apparently
    knows what "steerage" means. And she
    thought "Tocixwaste Maru #7" didn't really
    sound like the name of a luxury liner.

    So I am back in Hawaii and she is still in NY.
    But I am returning in a week hoping I will
    come up with a compelling reason for her to
    run off with me...

    OK, want to know what really happened?
    Well, I want to keep dreaming, so I'm going
    to make this multiple-choice and let you
    figure it out. Some of the following choices
    are true, some are false. You may pick
    more than one answer. Prizes will be
    awarded for any perfect scores.

    A) We talked for awhile, had a good laugh
    about our "romance" a few months ago, and
    went our separate ways.

    B) We shared a glass of wine in the lounge,
    and then all she could think about was getting
    back to the poker table.

    C) We discovered a rare comfort with each
    other and vowed to maintain a close friendship.

    D) We went to my room and had wild monkey
    sex for the rest of the night and the next morning.

    E) She declined my advances, saying I had missed
    my chance and she was interested in someone
    else now. (But wouldn't tell me who.)

    F) We played in a satellite together, where she
    placed 2nd and I came in 3rd.

    G) Her brother came with her, to protect her
    in case I got out of line.

    I stayed in CT through Sunday with nothing else
    happening. I played one more supersat, finishing 12th.
    I will return Wednesday for the 10k event that starts
    Thursday afternoon. I would love to meet any PSO'ers
    who might be there... ...aloha

  • #2
    I would love to meet any PSO'ers
    who might be there... ...aloha
    Oh I am sure they will be going to Foxwoods in droves now wanting to meet you after learning that:

    1. They will need to bring a body guard
    2. You will ply them alcohol and promises of some bogus cruise
    3. Make some excuse to get them to your room where they will be subjected to some exotic Island mating ritual...

    Oh, by the way, I think you still have something of mine.... :roll: :roll:

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    • #3
      This is to much :P

      Tony D

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      • #4
        All but "D" are true.


        Randy

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        • #5
          all but D are false!!!!!!!!!!! :wink: :wink:

          jmuzzey lsogc

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          • #6
            Well for crying outloud...I muddled my way through 4 pages of trip reports to get to the Gatorhb part... only to find out that you supposedly "have something" that belongs to her. HMMMMMM.

            Here is my bet on what that "something" is:

            1) that infamous ace that is generally found up the sleeve..

            2) the article of clothing that the sleeve is connected to ( hey, if he can say "wild monkey sex", I can say sleeve...

            3) The John Prine Anthology CD #1...with the song "Come Back to us, Barbara Lewis Hare Krishna Beauregard" scratched off.

            4) Lock of that hair..

            Take your pick. I am jealous as hell if the truth be known. Just who I am jealous of is for you to figure out!!!

            NewJane

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            • #7
              A) We talked for awhile, had a good laugh
              about our "romance" a few months ago, and
              went our separate ways. FALSE

              B) We shared a glass of wine in the lounge,
              and then all she could think about was getting
              back to the poker table. TRUE

              C) We discovered a rare comfort with each
              other and vowed to maintain a close friendship. TRUE

              D) We went to my room and had wild monkey
              sex for the rest of the night and the next morning. TRUE

              E) She declined my advances, saying I had missed
              my chance and she was interested in someone
              else now. (But wouldn't tell me who.) Bwahahahahah, FALSE

              F) We played in a satellite together, where she
              placed 2nd and I came in 3rd. TRUE

              G) Her brother came with her, to protect her
              in case I got out of line. FALSE

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