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    PokerStars Game #72116608931: Tournament #551010552, $2.00+$0.20 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level X (300/600) - 2011/12/13 17:18:02 ET
    Table '551010552 103' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 1: iliagaBG (21951 in chips)
    Seat 2: PRO}{vE$$or (52066 in chips)
    Seat 3: Dolcemoney (30007 in chips)
    Seat 4: holdemace486 (7035 in chips)
    Seat 5: coppacat (38149 in chips)
    Seat 6: SrM0R0 (40229 in chips)
    iliagaBG: posts the ante 50
    PRO}{vE$$or: posts the ante 50
    Dolcemoney: posts the ante 50
    holdemace486: posts the ante 50
    coppacat: posts the ante 50
    SrM0R0: posts the ante 50
    SrM0R0: posts small blind 300
    iliagaBG: posts big blind 600
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to holdemace486 [Kd Ks]
    PRO}{vE$$or: folds
    Dolcemoney: folds
    holdemace486: raises 600 to 1200
    coppacat: calls 1200
    SrM0R0: folds
    iliagaBG: folds
    *** FLOP *** [Ad 8s Kc]
    holdemace486: checks
    coppacat: bets 1800
    holdemace486: raises 3985 to 5785 and is all-in
    coppacat: calls 3985
    *** TURN *** [Ad 8s Kc] [As]
    *** RIVER *** [Ad 8s Kc As] [4h]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    holdemace486: shows [Kd Ks] (a full house, Kings full of Aces)
    coppacat: shows [Ac 8h] (a full house, Aces full of Eights)
    coppacat collected 15170 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 15170 | Rake 0
    Board [Ad 8s Kc As 4h]
    Seat 1: iliagaBG (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 2: PRO}{vE$$or folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: Dolcemoney folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: holdemace486 showed [Kd Ks] and lost with a full house, Kings full of Aces
    Seat 5: coppacat (button) showed [Ac 8h] and won (15170) with a full house, Aces full of Eights
    Seat 6: SrM0R0 (small blind) folded before Flop

    28 ppl of the money and again grrrr its a joke for reel this site is,all ready folded kk twicw,qq twice,jj to survive was playing reel weelll yet again and the only way it can get rid of me is like this allways, wat a joke.

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    • #3
      and again

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      PokerStars Game #72118554762: Tournament #483477931, $0.23+$0.02 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2011/12/13 17:51:04 ET
      Table '483477931 5' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
      Seat 1: majazmaja (1610 in chips)
      Seat 2: misi7107 (1810 in chips)
      Seat 4: ugly harry (4250 in chips)
      Seat 5: holdemace486 (1495 in chips)
      Seat 6: NervyMan (1730 in chips)
      Seat 7: bb&PK71 (1290 in chips)
      Seat 8: SD_PocT (1660 in chips)
      Seat 9: EMABARAO (2735 in chips)
      ugly harry: posts small blind 15
      holdemace486: posts big blind 30
      *** HOLE CARDS ***
      Dealt to holdemace486 [Qs Qd]
      NervyMan: raises 30 to 60
      bb&PK71: folds
      SD_PocT: folds
      EMABARAO: raises 165 to 225
      majazmaja: folds
      misi7107: calls 225
      ugly harry: folds
      holdemace486: calls 195
      NervyMan: folds
      *** FLOP *** [8c 6h 2d]
      holdemace486: checks
      EMABARAO: bets 2510 and is all-in
      misi7107: folds
      holdemace486: calls 1270 and is all-in
      Uncalled bet (1240) returned to EMABARAO
      *** TURN *** [8c 6h 2d] [Kh]
      *** RIVER *** [8c 6h 2d Kh] [3h]
      *** SHOW DOWN ***
      holdemace486: shows [Qs Qd] (a pair of Queens)
      EMABARAO: shows [Ac Ks] (a pair of Kings)
      EMABARAO collected 3290 from pot
      *** SUMMARY ***
      Total pot 3290 | Rake 0
      Board [8c 6h 2d Kh 3h]
      Seat 1: majazmaja folded before Flop (didn't bet)
      Seat 2: misi7107 (button) folded on the Flop
      Seat 4: ugly harry (small blind) folded before Flop
      Seat 5: holdemace486 (big blind) showed [Qs Qd] and lost with a pair of Queens
      Seat 6: NervyMan folded before Flop
      Seat 7: bb&PK71 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
      Seat 8: SD_PocT folded before Flop (didn't bet)
      Seat 9: EMABARAO showed [Ac Ks] and won (3290) with a pair of Kings

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        • #5
          I could save you a lot of un needed stress and anguish, by just transferring all of the money in your account to mine

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          • #6
            The KK hand.

            holdem...

            You can gripe about the beat here until Hell freezes over but you set this turn of events in motion by min-raising here.

            Look the antes are out,blinds are 300/600 and you're sitting on 7035 chips. By whichever measuring stick you prefer to use you're sitting on a push/fold stack---you're slightly less than 12BB or you're slightly less than M6 (personally I prefer to use M after the antes come out,but it's really the same story either way,short is short...). ANY hand that you're entering the pot with,be it to open or come behind,has to be a ship.

            PERIOD.

            You simply do not have a stack that is sufficient for any kind of post flop play. I don't care if it's KK,AA,22,J10s or whatever hand you're electing to play here it's very simple---ship or fold. No in between,no half measures.

            If you ship here would the A8o hand still call? Meh,maybe. He has you easily covered and has an Ace and this is a micro tourney after all. But your min-raise guaranteed his call. As badly as he has you covered plus the fact that he's on the button---I'm in his position I'm calling a min-raise with A8o here all day long. I would even be tempted to raise you all-in here if it's me. Once he flops 2 pair here he is NEVER folding. Quite frankly he would be a chump to fold here.

            Also if the reason for the min-raise was to try to extract value with your KK here by inducing calls with weaker hands then you simply have to understand that you're inviting a wide range of hands to come along here as short as you are in relation to the other stacks. Learning how to take account of effective stack sizes is something you may want to look into.

            Look,if you had say 77 here would you be playing a min-raise to open or a ship? If you would do one thing with hand X to open here and a different thing with hand Y to open then that is a leak and something you need to stop. Immediately. It's a leak because it's noticeable to anyone that is paying attention and if they are they're going to put notes on you about that and exploit you down the line with it.

            Ship or fold with this stack holdem.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by holdemace486 View Post
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              PokerStars Game #72118554762: Tournament #483477931, $0.23+$0.02 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2011/12/13 17:51:04 ET
              Table '483477931 5' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
              Seat 1: majazmaja (1610 in chips)
              Seat 2: misi7107 (1810 in chips)
              Seat 4: ugly harry (4250 in chips)
              Seat 5: holdemace486 (1495 in chips)
              Seat 6: NervyMan (1730 in chips)
              Seat 7: bb&PK71 (1290 in chips)
              Seat 8: SD_PocT (1660 in chips)
              Seat 9: EMABARAO (2735 in chips)
              ugly harry: posts small blind 15
              holdemace486: posts big blind 30
              *** HOLE CARDS ***
              Dealt to holdemace486 [Qs Qd]
              NervyMan: raises 30 to 60
              bb&PK71: folds
              SD_PocT: folds
              EMABARAO: raises 165 to 225
              majazmaja: folds
              misi7107: calls 225
              ugly harry: folds
              holdemace486: calls 195
              NervyMan: folds
              *** FLOP *** [8c 6h 2d]
              holdemace486: checks
              EMABARAO: bets 2510 and is all-in
              misi7107: folds
              holdemace486: calls 1270 and is all-in
              Uncalled bet (1240) returned to EMABARAO
              *** TURN *** [8c 6h 2d] [Kh]
              *** RIVER *** [8c 6h 2d Kh] [3h]
              *** SHOW DOWN ***
              holdemace486: shows [Qs Qd] (a pair of Queens)
              EMABARAO: shows [Ac Ks] (a pair of Kings)
              EMABARAO collected 3290 from pot
              *** SUMMARY ***
              Total pot 3290 | Rake 0
              Board [8c 6h 2d Kh 3h]
              Seat 1: majazmaja folded before Flop (didn't bet)
              Seat 2: misi7107 (button) folded on the Flop
              Seat 4: ugly harry (small blind) folded before Flop
              Seat 5: holdemace486 (big blind) showed [Qs Qd] and lost with a pair of Queens
              Seat 6: NervyMan folded before Flop
              Seat 7: bb&PK71 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
              Seat 8: SD_PocT folded before Flop (didn't bet)
              Seat 9: EMABARAO showed [Ac Ks] and won (3290) with a pair of Kings

              This is super standard in these. Players will panic donk shove hands like AK,AQ,AJ and even KQ all the time after they blank if 3 under cards flop. You got your money in good but understand that the villain does have 2 over cards here and 2 streets to hit one of them with so it's going to happen roughly 1 in 4 times.

              Also understand that though it wasn't the case here,players in these games WILL punt all value and donk shove here if they flopped a set. So your call with the QQ here could have easily been against 88,66 or 22 for a set. Seen it more times than I can count.

              Note the player here will ship air on a dry board after blanking with a Broadway hand that misses and better luck next time.

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              • #8
                Its a hat trick

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                PokerStars Game #72119840439: Tournament #483491651, $0.45+$0.05 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2011/12/13 18:15:40 ET
                Table '483491651 1' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
                Seat 1: huirach (2547 in chips)
                Seat 2: litris time (3424 in chips)
                Seat 3: bobs39 (1390 in chips)
                Seat 4: AizhanMash (1983 in chips)
                Seat 5: z1r2c3 (372 in chips)
                Seat 6: Berofh (2160 in chips)
                Seat 7: 0-ErMaK-0 (2700 in chips)
                Seat 8: holdemace486 (1405 in chips)
                Seat 9: abaleleh (1599 in chips)
                Berofh: posts small blind 50
                0-ErMaK-0: posts big blind 100
                *** HOLE CARDS ***
                Dealt to holdemace486 [Kd Ac]
                holdemace486: raises 250 to 350
                abaleleh: folds
                huirach: folds
                litris time: folds
                bobs39: folds
                AizhanMash: folds
                z1r2c3: raises 22 to 372 and is all-in
                Berofh: folds
                0-ErMaK-0: calls 272
                holdemace486: calls 22
                *** FLOP *** [Ks Jd 4c]
                0-ErMaK-0: bets 100
                holdemace486: calls 100
                *** TURN *** [Ks Jd 4c] [3c]
                0-ErMaK-0: bets 100
                holdemace486: raises 200 to 300
                0-ErMaK-0: calls 200
                *** RIVER *** [Ks Jd 4c 3c] [4d]
                0-ErMaK-0: bets 700
                holdemace486: calls 633 and is all-in
                Uncalled bet (67) returned to 0-ErMaK-0
                *** SHOW DOWN ***
                0-ErMaK-0: shows [5d 4s] (three of a kind, Fours)
                holdemace486: shows [Kd Ac] (two pair, Kings and Fours)
                0-ErMaK-0 collected 2066 from side pot
                z1r2c3: shows [9h 9c] (two pair, Nines and Fours)
                0-ErMaK-0 collected 1166 from main pot
                *** SUMMARY ***
                Total pot 3232 Main pot 1166. Side pot 2066. | Rake 0
                Board [Ks Jd 4c 3c 4d]
                Seat 1: huirach folded before Flop (didn't bet)
                Seat 2: litris time folded before Flop (didn't bet)
                Seat 3: bobs39 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
                Seat 4: AizhanMash folded before Flop (didn't bet)
                Seat 5: z1r2c3 (button) showed [9h 9c] and lost with two pair, Nines and Fours
                Seat 6: Berofh (small blind) folded before Flop
                Seat 7: 0-ErMaK-0 (big blind) showed [5d 4s] and won (3232) with three of a kind, Fours
                Seat 8: holdemace486 showed [Kd Ac] and lost with two pair, Kings and Fours
                Seat 9: abaleleh folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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                • #9
                  I agree it's just one joke after another - I of course refer to any player constantly posting their bad beats.

                  Holdemace is swiftly becoming the biggest joke on this site

                  Ed from Edinburgh - EdinFreeMan
                  4 Time Bracelet Winner


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                  • #10
                    correct way to play at least shove on flop dont check
                    you must giv e nbad guy room to fold
                    otherwise hwe has no fold equity

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                    • #11
                      who cares who wins who loses at least play it right

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                      • #12
                        ok looked again it was doomed booze clouds the vision

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                        • #13
                          unless the RNG shuffles as you mnake your decision

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by holdemace486 View Post
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                            PokerStars Game #72119840439: Tournament #483491651, $0.45+$0.05 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2011/12/13 18:15:40 ET
                            Table '483491651 1' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
                            Seat 1: huirach (2547 in chips)
                            Seat 2: litris time (3424 in chips)
                            Seat 3: bobs39 (1390 in chips)
                            Seat 4: AizhanMash (1983 in chips)
                            Seat 5: z1r2c3 (372 in chips)
                            Seat 6: Berofh (2160 in chips)
                            Seat 7: 0-ErMaK-0 (2700 in chips)
                            Seat 8: holdemace486 (1405 in chips)
                            Seat 9: abaleleh (1599 in chips)
                            Berofh: posts small blind 50
                            0-ErMaK-0: posts big blind 100
                            *** HOLE CARDS ***
                            Dealt to holdemace486 [Kd Ac]
                            holdemace486: raises 250 to 350
                            abaleleh: folds
                            huirach: folds
                            litris time: folds
                            bobs39: folds
                            AizhanMash: folds
                            z1r2c3: raises 22 to 372 and is all-in
                            Berofh: folds
                            0-ErMaK-0: calls 272
                            holdemace486: calls 22
                            *** FLOP *** [Ks Jd 4c]
                            0-ErMaK-0: bets 100
                            holdemace486: calls 100
                            *** TURN *** [Ks Jd 4c] [3c]
                            0-ErMaK-0: bets 100
                            holdemace486: raises 200 to 300
                            0-ErMaK-0: calls 200
                            *** RIVER *** [Ks Jd 4c 3c] [4d]
                            0-ErMaK-0: bets 700
                            holdemace486: calls 633 and is all-in
                            Uncalled bet (67) returned to 0-ErMaK-0
                            *** SHOW DOWN ***
                            0-ErMaK-0: shows [5d 4s] (three of a kind, Fours)
                            holdemace486: shows [Kd Ac] (two pair, Kings and Fours)
                            0-ErMaK-0 collected 2066 from side pot
                            z1r2c3: shows [9h 9c] (two pair, Nines and Fours)
                            0-ErMaK-0 collected 1166 from main pot
                            *** SUMMARY ***
                            Total pot 3232 Main pot 1166. Side pot 2066. | Rake 0
                            Board [Ks Jd 4c 3c 4d]
                            Seat 1: huirach folded before Flop (didn't bet)
                            Seat 2: litris time folded before Flop (didn't bet)
                            Seat 3: bobs39 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
                            Seat 4: AizhanMash folded before Flop (didn't bet)
                            Seat 5: z1r2c3 (button) showed [9h 9c] and lost with two pair, Nines and Fours
                            Seat 6: Berofh (small blind) folded before Flop
                            Seat 7: 0-ErMaK-0 (big blind) showed [5d 4s] and won (3232) with three of a kind, Fours
                            Seat 8: holdemace486 showed [Kd Ac] and lost with two pair, Kings and Fours
                            Seat 9: abaleleh folded before Flop (didn't bet)

                            holdem...

                            You can again blame the RNG all you want but it doesn't change the fact that you played this hand badly.

                            Look at what you did here...

                            1. I'll let the pre-flop raise slide a little here,but you really should be shipping this hand here.

                            2. The flat call on the flop is terrible. You flopped top top on a dry board against a player who has shown weakness TWICE now in this hand and you flat? Bad poker leads to bad results.

                            0-ErMak-0 made TWO weak plays already in this hand--the call pre-flop and now a timid,weak lead out bet of 100 into a pot of almost 1200. You need to tap that azz RIGHT NOW and get your chips in the middle. But instead you answer weakness with weakness.

                            3. Again he makes a weak play and again you let him off the hook by not putting him to a hard decision. Why would you make the raise that you do here and leave 633 chips behind? That's nonsensical.

                            4. He may have well have that 4 in his hand turned face up when he makes this bet. An you FINALLY decide to get your chips in the middle---the one time that you're behind in the hand.

                            Now the player with the 9's is always going to get his piece of this pot (and no matter how the hand plays out when he chose to get his chips in he was AHEAD of you--99>AK--so it's never a bad beat at that point) but the way you played this against 0-ErMak-0,which was in your control,was just plain bad.


                            There are a lot of learning tools in this Forum that can help your game if you make use of them. But if you mainly see the function of this venue as being a place for you to come vent when you get beat then you're punting the value of the PSO.

                            Ed may be a little blunt in his post but I gotta say that he's on the right track because you need to hear this...

                            IF you continue to focus on the beats then you are putting your entire post session/game analysis into the one area that you have ZERO control over,that being how the cards fall.
                            Last edited by Moxie Pip; Wed Dec 14, 2011, 06:15 AM.

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                            • #15
                              thx moxi and go away rude people

                              thx moxi for your evaluation most appreciated and notes taken and as for the rude people wat a.pr.....,this says bad beats section post your bad beats derrrrr,i aint no joke u cheeky well wont say it,im on poker school trying to improve and then well,the joke is the people who say things like that on a help forum,and i will post as many bad beats as i feel nescerrary to help my game,

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