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    Just another day trying to defeat the donks. Its hard always being on the crap end of that 4%. Im sure Moxie will be here to say something stupid so lets hear it
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    PokerStars Game #69128841262: Tournament #447029403, Freeroll Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2011/10/17 17:52:09 ET
    Table '447029403 36' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
    Seat 1: DevilsCall31 (10035 in chips)
    Seat 2: Coulter89 (3430 in chips)
    Seat 3: sunyburg (2000 in chips) is sitting out
    Seat 4: B.R.N-TTI-83 (2383 in chips)
    Seat 5: raymondville (14537 in chips)
    Seat 6: Antoni Elion (8295 in chips)
    Seat 7: cortez699 (15430 in chips)
    Seat 8: jz2007 (7420 in chips)
    Seat 9: coffe3 (1485 in chips) is sitting out
    DevilsCall31: posts the ante 20
    Coulter89: posts the ante 20
    sunyburg: posts the ante 20
    B.R.N-TTI-83: posts the ante 20
    raymondville: posts the ante 20
    Antoni Elion: posts the ante 20
    cortez699: posts the ante 20
    jz2007: posts the ante 20
    coffe3: posts the ante 20
    raymondville: posts small blind 100
    Antoni Elion: posts big blind 200
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Coulter89 [Qd Kc]
    cortez699: folds
    jz2007: folds
    coffe3: folds
    DevilsCall31: folds
    Coulter89: raises 200 to 400
    sunyburg: folds
    B.R.N-TTI-83: folds
    raymondville: folds
    Antoni Elion: raises 800 to 1200
    Coulter89: calls 800
    *** FLOP *** [5d 8s Kd]
    Antoni Elion: bets 2680
    Coulter89: calls 2210 and is all-in
    Uncalled bet (470) returned to Antoni Elion
    *** TURN *** [5d 8s Kd] [Ts]
    *** RIVER *** [5d 8s Kd Ts] [Ad]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Antoni Elion: shows [Qs Jh] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
    Coulter89: shows [Qd Kc] (a pair of Kings)
    Antoni Elion collected 7100 from pot
    Coulter89 finished the tournament in 2007th place
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 7100 | Rake 0
    Board [5d 8s Kd Ts Ad]
    Seat 1: DevilsCall31 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: Coulter89 showed [Qd Kc] and lost with a pair of Kings
    Seat 3: sunyburg folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: B.R.N-TTI-83 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: raymondville (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 6: Antoni Elion (big blind) showed [Qs Jh] and won (7100) with a straight, Ten to Ace
    Seat 7: cortez699 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: jz2007 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: coffe3 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

  • #2
    WOW YOUR ONE PAIR DIDN'T WIN I'M SHOCKED


    sometimes i laugh so hard tears run down my leg

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    • #3
      I had him 96%>4% on the flop, yes that is shocking that I lost

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      • #4
        IT'S NOT HOW YOU START IT'S HOW YOU FINISH

        sometimes i laugh so hard tears run down my leg

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        • #5
          Want to play a heads up match and see where you finish?

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          • #6
            First off I assume this is the Open League, so you are going to get people playing ATC.

            A min raise from the Hijack, with the BB being over double your stack, indicates weakness and just invites a reraise. And even though you hit the flop and call when ahead to his all in raise of your stack, and you are 94% to win, sometimes you just get sucked out on.

            That, I am afraid is poker

            TC

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Coulter89 View Post
              Want to play a heads up match and see where you finish?

              WELL YOU WERE NOT PLAYING HEADS UP IT WAS A TOURNY
              I'M A U.S. PLAYER SO I CANT EVEN PLAY AT THIS TIME BUT I STILL WOULD NOT BE CRYING ABOUT A SUCK OUT
              IF HE HAD AA OR AK WOULD YOU HAVE POSTED ANYTHING ??
              IF YOU WON HEADS UP I WOULD STILL NOT POST AND CRY ABOUT IT
              BUT YOU HAVE FUN WITH THAT I LIKE TO SEE THE TEARS

              sometimes i laugh so hard tears run down my leg

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              • #8
                Not to be rude, Coulter89... but u haven't played a whole lotta cash... in fact... this is ur 1st year playin real money... unless u have multiple ids... and this is a newer one.
                5 Time Bracelet Winner

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                • #9
                  "Im sure Moxie will be here to say something stupid so lets hear it."


                  Coulter is quite a player.

                  That's pretty much the stupidest thing I've ever posted in the Forum so there ya go.



                  Oh and I know I'm wasting my time telling an "ace" like yourself this but since you only seem to be able to fixate on how you get jobbed when the other player makes a bad decision I'm sure you're not interested in why committing 35% of you stack pre-flop to a hand like KQo in a League that is SOLELY about ladder climbing is a -EV play.

                  Once again you justify your decisions by nothing but the results of the hand instead of examining YOUR play throughout. In other words what were you reads,if any, on the raiser here and how solid were they? What is your objective in a League game versus a normal cash MTT? Or a satellite? Knowing the difference in what is and isn't a +/- EV play in each different situation/scenario is a step towards having adaptability in your game. You might just want to look into that.

                  Or you can keep wailing about how the sitters have an unfair advantage over you (STILL LMAO on that one BTW..."I can't beat a non-entity or figure out how to take their chips..." just LOL). Or how the site is rigged.
                  Last edited by Moxie Pip; Tue Oct 18, 2011, 04:55 AM.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by EasyChips4U View Post
                    Not to be rude, Coulter89... but u haven't played a whole lotta cash... in fact... this is ur 1st year playin real money... unless u have multiple ids... and this is a newer one.
                    bang on easy, wonder who this clown is..

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