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    was there a better way i could have played this? PokerStars Home Game #64406547958: {joker'swild is the best club} Hold'em No Limit (5/10) - 2011/07/10 23:35:31 ET Table 'JokersWild' 9-max (Play Money) Seat #1 is the button Seat 1: hemetdennis (100,000,000 in chips) Seat 5: joker41673 (100,000,000 in chips) hemetdennis: posts small blind 50,000 joker41673: posts big blind 100,000 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to joker41673 [Kc 5h] hemetdennis: calls 50,000 joker41673 said, "lol" joker41673: raises 100,000 to 200,000 hemetdennis: calls 100,000 *** FLOP *** [5d 3d Ts] joker41673: bets 100,000 hemetdennis: raises 950,000 to 1,050,000 joker41673: calls 950,000 *** TURN *** [5d 3d Ts] [4h] joker41673 said, "i have the nuts" joker41673: checks hemetdennis: checks *** RIVER *** [5d 3d Ts 4h] [6d] joker41673 said, "you can't win" joker41673: bets 1,000,000 hemetdennis said, "THEN WHY CK." hemetdennis: raises 15,000,000 to 16,000,000 joker41673 said, "to suck you into a raise" joker41673: calls 15,000,000 *** SHOW DOWN *** hemetdennis: shows [9d Ad] (a flush, Ace high) joker41673: mucks hand hemetdennis collected 38,500,000 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 570 | Rake 0 Board [5d 3d Ts 4h 6d] Seat 1: hemetdennis (button) (small blind) showed [9d Ad] and won (570) with a flush, Ace high Seat 5: joker41673 (big blind) mucked [Kc 5h] evil:
    Last edited by joker41673; Mon Jul 11, 2011, 07:56 AM. Reason: because i can... what are you going to do about it?
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    I don't know about anyone else, but I got a good chuckle. umbup: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    • #3
      Originally posted by ssuglia View Post
      I don't know about anyone else, but I got a good chuckle. umbup: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
      ONE DONKEY BEAT ANOTHER DONKEY
      sometimes i laugh so hard tears run down my leg

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      • #4
        Originally posted by ssuglia View Post
        I don't know about anyone else, but I got a good chuckle. umbup: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
        Originally posted by hemetdennis View Post
        ONE DONKEY BEAT ANOTHER DONKEY
        I'm serious here!!! Do you two even play anymore? I'm looking for some insight of how I might have played this wrong. Why is it when someone wants to improve 2 or 3 trolls have to come in here and make a mockery of it? What's next Roomy is going to come in here? evil:
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        • #5
          Originally posted by joker41673 View Post
          I'm serious here!!! Do you two even play anymore? I'm looking for some insight of how I might have played this wrong. Why is it when someone wants to improve 2 or 3 trolls have to come in here and make a mockery of it? What's next Roomy is going to come in here? evil:
          LET ME SEE IF HE ANSWERS HIS PHONE
          sometimes i laugh so hard tears run down my leg

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          • #6
            And Again!!!!! Why does this keep happening to me? PokerStars Home Game #64406893750: "PSO Donkey Skilless League" Hold'em No Limit (5/10) - 2011/07/10 23:56:25 ET Table 'JokersWild' 9-max (Play Money) Seat #1 is the button Seat 1: hemetdennis (119,250,000 in chips) Seat 5: joker41673 (80,750,000 in chips) hemetdennis: posts small blind 50,000 joker41673: posts big blind 100,000 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to joker41673 [9s Qh] hemetdennis: raises 300,000 to 400,000 joker41673: calls 300,000 *** FLOP *** [Jd Kd Td] joker41673: bets 50,000 hemetdennis: raises 100,000 to 150,000 joker41673 said, "i have the nuts" joker41673: raises 100,000 to 250,000 hemetdennis: raises 100,000 to 350,000 joker41673: raises 100,000 to 450,000 hemetdennis: calls 100,000 *** TURN *** [Jd Kd Td] [8h] *** RIVER *** [Jd Kd Td 8h] [4d] *** SHOW DOWN *** joker41673: shows [9s Qh] (a straight, Nine to King) hemetdennis: shows [Kc Qd] (a flush, King high) hemetdennis collected 1,700,000 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 960 | Rake 0 Board [Jd Kd Td 8h 4d] Seat 1: hemetdennis (button) (small blind) showed [Kc Qd] and won (960) with a flush, King high Seat 5: joker41673 (big blind) showed [9s Qh] and lost with a straight, Nine to King evil:
            Last edited by joker41673; Mon Jul 11, 2011, 08:05 AM. Reason: because i can... what are you going to do about it?
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            • #7
              SEE TOLD YOU I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY

              THE DOJ TOOK THAT AWAY

              sometimes i laugh so hard tears run down my leg

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              • #8
                Originally posted by joker41673 View Post
                was there a better way i could have played this? ... evil:
                Next time, just ship it. umbup:

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                • #9
                  Finally Got Him!!! Took me long enough PokerStars Home Game #64407088198: {Hemet is a Hole in the Ground} Hold'em No Limit (5/10) - 2011/07/11 0:09:31 ET Table 'JokersWild' 9-max (Play Money) Seat #5 is the button Seat 1: hemetdennis (120,100,000 in chips) Seat 5: joker41673 (79,900,000 in chips) joker41673: posts small blind 50,000 hemetdennis: posts big blind 100,000 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to joker41673 [6h Kc] joker41673 said, "i have the nuts" joker41673: calls 50,000 hemetdennis: checks *** FLOP *** [Jh 6d 3s] hemetdennis: bets 300,000 joker41673 said, "donkey" joker41673: calls 300,000 *** TURN *** [Jh 6d 3s] [Ah] hemetdennis: bets 400,000 joker41673 said, "are you suckin the river on me again?" joker41673: calls 400,000 *** RIVER *** [Jh 6d 3s Ah] [4h] hemetdennis: bets 550,000 joker41673 said, "i alone am best" joker41673: calls 550,000 *** SHOW DOWN *** hemetdennis: shows [3h 2s] (a pair of Threes) joker41673: shows [6h Kc] (a pair of Sixes) joker41673 collected 2,700,000 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 270 | Rake 0 Board [Jh 6d 3s Ah 4h] Seat 1: hemetdennis (big blind) showed [3h 2s] and lost with a pair of Threes Seat 5: joker41673 (button) (small blind) showed [6h Kc] and won (270) with a pair of Sixes AND THEN AGAIN THE NEXT HAND!!!!! PokerStars Home Game #64407104385: {There's Donkeys Everywhere} Hold'em No Limit (5/10) - 2011/07/11 0:10:32 ET Table 'JokersWild' 9-max (Play Money) Seat #1 is the button Seat 1: hemetdennis (118,850,000 in chips) Seat 5: joker41673 (81,250,000 in chips) hemetdennis: posts small blind 50,000 joker41673: posts big blind 100,000 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to joker41673 [6h 8h] hemetdennis: calls 50,000 joker41673: checks *** FLOP *** [Qh 5d Th] joker41673: bets 1,000,000 hemetdennis: calls 1,000,000 *** TURN *** [Qh 5d Th] [7h] joker41673 said, "i have the nuts donkey" joker41673 has timed out joker41673: checks hemetdennis: checks *** RIVER *** [Qh 5d Th 7h] [As] joker41673: bets 60,000,000 hemetdennis: calls 60,000,000 *** SHOW DOWN *** joker41673: shows [6h 8h] (a flush, Queen high) hemetdennis: shows [4d 8c] (high card Ace) joker41673 collected 122,200,000 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 160 | Rake 0 Board [Qh 5d Th 7h As] Seat 1: hemetdennis (button) (small blind) showed [4d 8c] and lost with high card Ace Seat 5: joker41673 (big blind) showed [6h 8h] and won (160) with a flush, Queen high evil:
                  Last edited by joker41673; Mon Jul 11, 2011, 08:13 AM. Reason: because i can... what are you going to do about it?
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                  • #10
                    HAD TO PUT SOME BACK IN THE ATM

                    sometimes i laugh so hard tears run down my leg

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                    • #11
                      i dunno bout all everyone else but i think joker should stop sayin he has the nuts every handumbup:

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                      • #12
                        but I have the nuts!!!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by joker41673 View Post
                          but I have the nuts!!!
                          Well you did have two nuts at your table. evil: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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                          • #14
                            You actually couldn't have played the hand worse in each of the streets, so I'm gonna think this post is a joke

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