The TOP TEN REASONS IT'S GREAT BEING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PSO LEADERBOARD.

We all know why it's great to be at the top of the Leaderboard.  Prizes, Prestige, Personal satisfaction.  But there are also advantages to ranking at the bottom of the Leaderboard.  I've listed the top ten here. 


Number 10 in the TOP TEN REASONS IT'S GREAT BEING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PSO LEADERBOARD ....



  10.  So, OK, I couldn't think of 10 things.

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9.   The only way to go is up.
8.  You don't have to worry about paying taxes on all of that messy cash. 
7.  Your blood pressure will go down.  The pressure is off.  You can loose with impunity
      because  everyone expects you to loose. 
6.  Since you don't play as long your hand will unlock from the permanently 'curled around the mouse position'.   

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  5.   No one annoys you by constantly asking you for Poker tips. 4.    It gives you time to play in the Outer Mongolia, WANL (We Are Not Loosers)  freerolls. 3.    It makes your friends and family feel good - and you love them sooo much, bless them -   because they can now say 'I TOLD YOU SO,  YOU'VE BEEN WASTING YOUR TIME PLAYING POKER  ONLINE.'.

And Number TWO in the TOP TEN REASONS IT'S GREAT BEING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PSO LEADERBOARD.....

  2.     You aren't a CHEATER.  The top of the leaderboard are ALL CHEATERS.

And. finally, Number ONE in the TOP TEN REASONS IT'S GREAT BEING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PSO LEADERBOARD.....

  1.      When you play in a tourney and DO get in the top ten it feels SO so good to go 'NYAAA NYAAAA NA NYAAA NYAAAAAA!!!'.