This one isn't about silly hands, but rather silly translations.
I played the Spanish Bronze league freeroll today (I don't advise anyone to do that :wink: and so that I could be familiar with the terms being used, I tried playing in Spanish. I am generally not impressed with the translation, but one I liked was winning a hand with "as kicker"

Maj. D Zastr: muestra [As Ks] (pareja de treses - as kicker)
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