... I notice it's available (I'm not going to get it, but if someone does, I have a few hands for them

This one is called:
Nobody gets the Royal Flush (and it's one of my favourites).
The replayer doesn't show the full name, but the player is called AlfonzNobody.

I finished 2nd in that tourney, lost the heads-up to one rather pleasant German who did manage to get AA twice in a row in the HU itself but apart from that played it well and got me.