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"Take a tour of the new PokerSchoolOnline"

I'm sure, at some point during his esteemed and most enviable life, you would be able to quote Mr. Negreanu as having uttered the words 'Take', 'a', 'tour', 'of', 'the', 'new', 'Poker', School' and 'Online', but it seems to me that even to paraphrase these words in succesion is extraodinarily farfetched.

False advertising anyone??

Remove the hyphon and the issue is magically resolved.

I'm just saying.... 

(Is that an acceptable way to end a post? I've just seen it used somewhere before, so assumed....)