I was considering mounting a challenge on the top spots, then I decided to eat a large amount of cheese and imbibe are substantial quantity of port. Needless to say, it endly badly, and extraordinailry bitterly.

Apologies to anyone present on that table.

Although, quite frankly, their responses left a great deal to be desired.

PSO currently represents the height of irony in my mind.

(I'm gonna go and gouge my eyes out with a screwdriver)