*Sung to the tune of Jesus Christ Superstar's Hosanna*

ho donkey, hey donkey donkey donkey ho
donkey hey donkey ho donkey
hey dealer dealer won't you smile at me
donkey ho no way it's pokerstars!

tell the dealer to be quiet
we anticipate a riot
this bedroom clown
push button down
tell the fools with ace-rag shown
that pocket kingsies really own
their poker curse
we'll soon disperse

ho donkey, hey donkey donkey donkey ho
donkey hey donkey ho donkey
hey donkey donkey won't you chip up me
donkey ho no way it's pokerstars!

why waste your breath playing pokerstars
nothing can be done to stop the suck-outs
if ev'ry chip was still the ploys would still continue
the rocks and nits themselves would find their outs

ho donkey, hey donkey donkey donkey ho
donkey hey donkey ho donkey
hey donkey donkey fight my queens for me
donkey ho no way it's pokerstars!