All you have to do is call my raise, and you won' have any more big decisions to make in this event.
It's nothing personal.  It's just what we do here at Buffalohead Industries.  We remove obstacles to my poker success one, two or more at a time.  Unless some sneaky cowboy has spiked the watering hole or added some sort of flowery blossom to my feed you are in for a long, bruising day at my poker table.  Im not a very nice person is all.  I've found a vehicle for my agressiveness.  I doing what I love.  removing suckers from their money.  I'm a pokerbot.  Next generation stuff. BEWARE MY SHAGGY AWESOMENESS.